7 definitions by real_men_uber rick

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A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.
Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.
Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.
I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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