Top Gun Five

A high-five in which the two participants, moving towards one another, first deliver a normal high-five, then, while passing one another, bring their hands around and deliver a reverse low-five. Shirtlessness and volleyball are voluntary but may add to the awesomeness of this move. Also called the windmill.

Maverick, after spiking the ball past Slider: "Top Gun Five, Goose!"
Goose: "You are an ANIMAL!"

Ice Man and Slider stare in jealousy while pondering their own lameness

by GooseN'Maverick January 29, 2009

five-paragraph essay

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").

My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.

by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005

High Five Hogroast

The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.

I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"

by Dirk The Diggler December 9, 2008

five-cap

oral stimulation, most commonly from a hooker, so called the five cap because all five fingers are placed on the back of her head thereby creating a small hat type structure with one's palm as one pushes down for the deep throat effect.

'Hey trick, how much for that five-cap?'

by JH1790 January 10, 2009

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina

BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

by mactagart July 3, 2009

Thumb-Five

The act of slapping your thumb with another person's thumb discreetly in order to avoid the embarrassing looks that are often associated with High-Fives.

Anna: I was so happy I really wanted to give him a High-five but I didn't want to make myself look like a fool in front of Eric.

Clay: Dude, you should have given him a thumb-five. No one would have known.

by Thumbmaster December 7, 2009

Five Star Hater

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday

Will- Oh, where did you see me?

Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!

Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")

by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012