Misty Fista

A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

by Terry AKA KingD February 5, 2008

Johnny Fiesta

What you call a guy at a party who is dancing very well. Usually used in either of the following situations:
1. What jealous guys bitterly call another guy when he is getting more female attention due to his madd dance skills
2. What you sarcastically call someone who is dancing very poorly

1. "If Johnny Fiesta over here doesn't stop grinding on Sally, I'll be ripshit."
2. "Damn! Look at Johnny Fiesta goin' craaaaazy! xD"

by MassachusettsMassholeMan May 15, 2010

Fried Chicken Fiesta

When you rub your testicles with grease from fried chicken and proceed to teabag an unsuspecting black man.

After a brief stop at KFC, Will greased up his gonads and celebrated a Fried Chicken Fiesta with his good buddy Maurice.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

firstage

An absolutely awesome text based MUD which is known for having the best combat system of them all. This was true until Genesis, the creator, became a fag and made it pay-per-play.

X: Did you sleep?
Y: Yeah why?
*X stares at extrememly exhausted Y*
X: I meant in real life...
Y: No...Why?

by Kraid May 8, 2005

fiesta loca

The way of life in spain!!! Cannot function without one!!

Fiesta Loca means: beer-club-beer-sex-beer

by Davie Williams July 25, 2006

Fiestasheep

Fiestasheep is a special festival once held in Visigoth dominate locations around Spain between 400-590 AD. This festival consisted of sacrificing live sheep to Donar (Visigoth storm/weather god of sky and thunder) in hopes that the land would be saved from bad storms.

Better go to Fiestasheep, we need this crop.

by ranerdion March 3, 2015

Fistability

A measure of the likely hood or other of being analy penetrated by someone’s fist, of being fisted.

Look at that horny dilf at the bar, he scores high on the fistability index.

by Clapham-junction July 17, 2018