Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

eric feng

he's cluster

im cluster said eric feng

by nateclusterkenswaft February 15, 2023

yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang

How literally everyone in Singapore starts their chinese composition for PSLE

yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang, xiao ming chi le da bian, ta hen kai xin.

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm April 14, 2024

Jerry Feng

To sleep with a 14 year old on the first date and give her an std.

Bro did you seriously Jerry Feng that girl and dip??

by noitwasnotme March 3, 2025

Jerry Feng

A boy who has long hair and chooses multiple girls as candidates as his main girlfriend. The girls fight over the chance to be with Jerry, while his main girlfriend stresses over how to get rid of the other girls. He is a charming guy, especially with his smooth and tender hair strokes, and he is able to get the girls with his strong math skills. He often gets in debates with his girlfriendS when they argue, which pisses all of his girlfriends off.

damn that guy sure does have a lot of girlfriends at the same time, what a Jerry Feng!

by ziwei wang November 23, 2021