quad feed

in a first person shooter (mainly call of duty) it is the action of filling all four slots on the killfeed (tells who a person killed/ was killed by and what gun was used) with out anyone getting kills in the process of those four kills

person one: man i just hit a quad feed with the L96 sniper
person two: no way all i can get is a triple

by yodoshow May 21, 2012

Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.

Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!

by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

Feed The Monkey

Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.

Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.

Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..

'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..

by skeptikalia September 2, 2011

feed em beans

It means to lie and tell a bunch of bullshit to someone. Usually done around narks, snitches, dama hoes, and cops.

Michelle and her friends wanted to know why Bob owed me money, so instead of saying fuck off, I was polite and feed em beans.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013