Fartinator

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.

Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!

by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 6, 2009

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

Fartcake

A website featuring a Hollywood-based woman, Adrianne Curry, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Chris Knight, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Adrianne Curry, a 28 year old woman, is the star of Fartcake, a website dedicated to women froshing then passing wind on cakes. Adri is now a role model for women the world over.

by Son of Samuell July 19, 2011

farticle

Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level

after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.

by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007

farticle

a piece of fart. the tiniest piece of gas escaping an anus.may be mistaken for a dingle-berry.

The fat girl left a farticle in my teeth.

by bubba brewha December 28, 2005

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

farthate

what you get when you fart in the middle of class and everybody knows it's you, yet you still blame it on your smelly neighbor.

we give justin farthate every day for his buttbonding in english class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009