Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Erin Farnsworth

Dumping bich that ditches there frends.

Erin Farnsworth left jack and his friends for Ruby

by Emelemie Fartmourthworth October 12, 2020

Free-facing

This word became a thing in 2021. It was first coined as a spin off from free-balling and it means to walk into a business mask-free.

Sure sex is great but have you ever been in a coffee shop when you were free-facing? That’s some liberating shit.

by $.02 May 19, 2021

Downward facing sprinkler

After 10 minutes of raw doggy style anal the male turns around inserts the penis into the females mouth and as he cums into her mouth she must simultaneously squirt so that a connection is formed with the male acting as a hose and the females vagina is the sprinkler providing cool refreshment onto the males sweaty forehead. This is an additionally powerful position for orgy's as it cools off the entire party.

Bro your mom and I just hit the snarliest downward facing sprinkler. Total refreshment.

by Loveyoumom17 August 29, 2021

Pull a Farnsey

To organise a rondesvouz and cancel post meeting time and typically not even call at all.

Girl A - how was your weekend?
Girl B - Plan was to go out to the reef on the yacht for the day but dick features had to go and pull a farnsey!!!

by Becstar # 1 September 18, 2006

fairness

I often laugh when someone declares a thing to be fair. Fairness is a funny illusion. It’s one of our most useful illusions, but it’s an illusion nonetheless.

My mother gave me a fucking scooter while she gave my little sister a new Cobalt. No fairness in that.

by theshadowofdeath December 14, 2011

in fairness

Irish slang for "To be honest"

"Did you go gattin at the weekend?"
"Nahh I'm sick of it now in fairness like"

by Crazy man1235678987654321 May 23, 2009