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Facial Dysphoria

Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.
Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021
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sperm facial

Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"

Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
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facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female
1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011
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Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.
Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
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tamil facial

a facial performed or received in a surreptitious or even snakelike fashion. derived from the historical and cultural understanding on the indian subcontinent that tamils symbolize duplicity + facial
Heidi: Hey Kristy how was your hookup with Raj last night? you said he was hella sus

Kristy: I told him to finish on my stomach but he told me to close my eyes to enjoy more but then he jizzed on my face! What a prick

Heidi: He got you with that tamil facial
by tamiltamer July 6, 2023
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super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face
Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!
by jeff clement June 15, 2008
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Facial Cream

Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
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