Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
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Get the facially challenged mug.When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!
by Senor B July 24, 2006
Get the Slingshot Facial Houdini mug.The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.
He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.
by Penishate August 16, 2011
Get the Gentleman's Facial mug.Similar to burn, harshed upon moded, diss but way more brutal. Like "haa haa" said by Nelson from The Simpsons but way more malicious. Said in conjunction with the "facemask" signal used by NFL referees when calling a facemask foul. Debate still ongoing whether doing the facemask signal is technically "facing" yourself and one should actually direct the facemask gesture toward the one you are "facing." Synonomous with face.
Darren thanked Chris for his lame Redwings loosening up the Oilers so his team could kick their ass in the play-offs and added "facialllllllll" with a thrusting facemask meneuver.
Zach was trying trick Luis into falling into a tiger trap when he tripped and fell into the trap himself. Luis happened upon the bloddy scene and uttered "oh, facial disgracial."
Zach was trying trick Luis into falling into a tiger trap when he tripped and fell into the trap himself. Luis happened upon the bloddy scene and uttered "oh, facial disgracial."
by deuce carver May 17, 2006
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Get the fetal facial mug.1. The act of judging/categorising someone, based on their face.
2. Teasing the formation of someone's face in a judgemental fashion.
2. Teasing the formation of someone's face in a judgemental fashion.
Bully: oi your nose should be around 0.362 millimetres to the left!
Victim: Wow stop looking at me so closely pervert, ooh and that's facial discrimination (thanks pengueleon for that new word you're so cool and you should get word of the week.)
Victim: Wow stop looking at me so closely pervert, ooh and that's facial discrimination (thanks pengueleon for that new word you're so cool and you should get word of the week.)
by Pengueleon June 11, 2016
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