Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.
Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021
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The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
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It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
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