Escalon

Small farming community in Central California. Population 4,000. Escalon High School's football team has held the title of state champions for several years running. However, the high school is academically challenged. Thirty minutes north of Modesto and ninety minutes east of San Francisco.

Also "step" in the spanish language.

You're from Escalon and you drive a '78 Dodge truck too? No way!

by nadanombre July 6, 2004

escalade

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.

you are such an escalade

by arielle May 8, 2004

eschlongate

verb. The process of the growing of the schlong due to arousel.

Damn, this bitch was so fine I couldn't help but eschlongate on the spot.

by tarquin08 May 25, 2008

escalation

sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence

On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.

by twizzlsestick+sk+baer August 31, 2007

Escalanche

a Caddy Escalade Avalanche truck

that escalanche on those 26 spreez is crazy

by Vankouver June 8, 2004

eschatology

The study of the End Times.

The Eschaton came like a theif in the night.

by G.Mann March 27, 2004

Escalator

The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.

There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.

John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator

by Escul November 28, 2015