early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

Early Shirley

Noun. A girl that cums too fast.

Boy howdy, Anita Peters sure was an Early Shirley last night.

by xylophone dan March 5, 2020

Early Cummer

A guy who get to the orgasm so fast

1.- Jim: I'm cumming

Nadia: Now?, i'm only blowjobing you... what a "Early Cummer"

2.- Alex: I'm Cumming

Alexia: Whaaaaaat? but we just started, you damn Early Cummer

by Donald Cock June 26, 2010

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to whack off early and often!

by eda-skip June 12, 2022

early

brad pitt's character in "Kalifornia"

Oh Early!

by mike methane November 5, 2002

early bird

One who ejaculates early during sex.

Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!

by puppethead July 24, 2008