Dumpster Life

The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.

Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.

by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

Dumpscare

1. The fear associated with a potential shart.
2. Any unexpected shit- and/or fart-related event that can be described as a jumpscare.

Two buddies after Chipotle:
quiet flatulence, followed by a prominent wetness
"Hey, man, what happened? You look stressed."
"Dumpscare."

by schlupboi September 10, 2021

Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".

"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."

by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009

Beefy Dumpstada

A bowel movement created by a night of mexican food, margaritas, and donkey shows. Can vary widely in color, size, smell and texture. The texture is in direct relation to the number of margaritas consumed.

I am so hung over, last night was totally out of control. Time to turn that burrito into a beefy dumpstada.

by Beefy D's February 8, 2010