doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.

While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.

by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013

Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Douchebucket

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

by Twunkle March 13, 2015

Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Doucedick

A person who has the atributes of a doucebag and also a dick

Todd was such a doucedick after he posted that photo that John didnt want on Instagram.

by SirusLeGamer October 6, 2017

Douchefucking cockhead

A vile human, someone who literally can suck a dick

Hilaire is such a Douchefucking cockhead, Someone should punch him in the balls!

by SNACKTAPUS May 25, 2018