douche

Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.

2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.

2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

by Nathalie Morgan December 28, 2005

A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.

I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray

by Hoggie253 July 11, 2017

douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017