Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.
1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.
2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.
2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.
2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.
2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.
by Nathalie Morgan November 14, 2005
A group of bro's.
Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray
by Hoggie253 July 12, 2017
by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008
by Douchebag February 06, 2003
john edwards is a complete douch
by brad December 01, 2003
a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up
by fratlord12 January 31, 2017
Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022