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Desertpök

When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
by Andreas Larsson June 20, 2006
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Hot Doerfler

A dry handjob; preferably from an ROTC girl or a very butch female.
"Dude she gave me a Hot Doerfler and then I went back out. Perfect night."

"I hope i can atleast get a Hot Doerfler tonight."
by captain butt hash February 5, 2010
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desert eagle

Desert Eagle. Pretty cool gun. Finicky with ammo. Really does not like lightly loaded rounds. Mine does fairly well with the ammo I reload for it using starline brass, Rainier 335gr bullets, CCI-350 primers, and 29 grains (weight not individual grains) of H110 powder.

The percieved recoil is actually less than most .44magnum revolvers like my 44 Ruger Blackhawk. This is due to it being gas operated and especially due to its excessive weight. Those of you that say it will break your wrist have no clue what you are talking about. Don't buy into the hype. It's powerful for a handgun but it is completely controllable with practice.

It's not worth having if you don't reload as ammo is $1-$1.50 per round. I can load the above "recipe" for about $160 per thousand if I already have the brass which can withstand a dozen or more loadings.

It does serve a practical role as a hunting handgun but is probably rarely used as such.
You guys make some pretty retarded comments on your wisdon of the Desert Eagle.
by RRA_45 May 16, 2006
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Desert Storm

*a drier version of the Cleveland Steamer

Sitting on your partners chest and pushing out a flatulence you were saving just for them.
Hey Baby, I hope you brought your respirator because you're about to enter a desert storm.
by WordPlay73 March 8, 2015
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desert dogma

A derogatory term given to the belief systems of the three Abrahamic religions: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Because these three religions originated in the desert region of the Middle East and are known and criticized for their dogmatic ideologies, desert dogma fits in perfectly as it's an alliteration. This term was popularized by a well-known British atheist on YouTube named Pat Condell.
"I am so sick of people blindly following in desert dogma."
"I don't believe in desert dogma."
"Look at all the problems created because of desert dogma."
by teduardog May 14, 2009
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Deseray

beautiful woman. definitely not easy to get in her pants, you'll have to work hard for that. laid back woman, but loves to party, race, and basically have fun.
Gimme' some of that deseray.
by 5 Star Chick! November 14, 2009
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Dohertytonville

Mythical town, just south of Summerset.

The University of Dohertytonville, study The Advantages of Indie Music On Geographically Challenged People

Created By Indie Rockers - Charlie Rose and Hayley of Dohertytonville
Lets go to Dohertytonville, its fabtastic this time of year.

w00t Glastonbury is in Dohertytonville this year.
by Charlie & Hayley September 29, 2005
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