Doobin-Out

Verb, A male generally overweight who posts up on couches during parties calling out others for personal benefit. Tends to sweat profusely, this particular person will likely break or distort couches by plopping their fat ass down because they are so lazy they cannot sit down slowly.

"Hey bro quit Doobin-Out" "That person was Doobin-Out so hard last night" "While Doobin-Out the kid sat there all night not letting anyone sit down"

by CtStr October 19, 2009

Doobie Cash

Money set aside for the sole purpose of purchasing marijuana. Mostly in values of 5, 10, 20, or 40 dollars.

- Aye yo! I gotta blunt, you tryna throw on it?
- I'll go check and see if i have any doobie cash

by jhonleyll May 2, 2010

doomity-doom

Originally coined by Invader Zim's malfunctioning SIR Unit, GIR, in the now classic "Doom Song", it has been adopted by humans aware of our own impending destruction. Whether our destruction comes by the Mighty Irken Invaders, our pissed off planet or by our own myopic stupidity, only time will tell.

It is the mental equivalent of Wile E. Coyote's umbrella

Meteor, Volcano, disease, pollution, all too much? Just say 'doomity-doom!' and embrace the DOOM!

by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.

Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."

by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011

Doobier

A Doobier is a trained and knowledgeable doobie professional. One who specializes in all aspects of doobie service as well as munchie pairings. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a toker. It is pronounced doob e ay like the wine profession who is a sommelier.

Brian is the Doobier for Mendocino County.

by BB Stinger February 1, 2014

Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016

doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017