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Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.
WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013
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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.
What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks
by Snake June 27, 2005
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donkey fucking

when a guy is fucking girl from behind (ass or pussy) and she is making God awful sounds like a donkey. i.e. hee haw, hee haw. - when a girl i getting worn out from back side and she starts braying like a damn donkey.
i have the worst headache, i had to listen to my room mate and his whore do some donkey fucking last night for 2 hours.
by fuckthathotass69 January 30, 2017
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Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...
by Giygas October 1, 2005
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acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009
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Donkey fuck fail

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .
by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009
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Stupid Donkey

Worse than simply stupid. A total idiot.

To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.

To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
George W Bush was one stupid donkey of a president.
by rufustherat March 8, 2011
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