what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

doinkie

A larger than average blunt or joint. Mostly used to describe fat blunts. Variations include; doinkies, doink, doinkmeister ( used for even larger blunts).

We smoking nothing but doinkies, no skimps.

Homeboy just rolled a dub in a grabba, talmbout big ass doinkie.

Big ass blunt, that's a doinkmeister

by YungSack April 6, 2017

Doina

Doina
a beautiful girl, fearless, very intriguing, the type you should never lose, just marry her now

I think i found my Doina

by idoknoweverythinghahaha April 14, 2020

human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.

Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

how do i type

please help

guys how do i type

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 February 27, 2021

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015