Do a Varcoe

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008

do a nest

building a nest

she do a nest in bananas. good mom. cumfy bananas.

by dogmeat78 June 29, 2017

do a buck

1) To drive at 100 miles per hour.
2) To anally violate a male deer.

(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"

by Nick D November 12, 2005

do a jorge

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk

Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.

by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

do a number on

To treat harshly; to damage

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.

by hal5664 December 20, 2008

To do a Geddi

We are a fairly large group of friends from Bergen, Norway and this expression was born when a friend of our started with some strange behaviour. When we were hanging out he suddenly just left and did not return for several hours. The strange thing about it was that he acted like nothing had happen. This happened from time to time for a few years, and to this day we still have no clue what he did or where he was. From that day the expression has grown from our little click to become a more or less common word in our city amoung the youth.

1) If you cant get hold of someone for some time he has "done a Geddi"

2) If you have a conversation with someone on icq or MSN and they suddenly stop replying, they have "done a Geddi" i.e. "He did a geddi on me"

by Stonefred October 5, 2004

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006