99% of our DNA

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

by PearlFly January 28, 2013

Deoxyribonucleic Awesome (DNA)

Closely related to DNA, but is in fact not an acid, but is pure genetic awesomeness.,

"I've got Deoxyribonucleic Awesome (DNA) rushing through my veins!"

by Entase April 21, 2010

DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

DNA triangle

First squirt to the D. Second squirt to the N. Last squirt to the A to complete the triage...

so I had this chick spread eagle on my bed the other day and what came to my head? All I was thinking was DNA triangle and a thought came to me playing in the hay. And what did I do next,I pulled the monkey out of the vortex. A couple of strokes and it went stroke one D stroke two N stroke three A! And it all comes back full triangle.

by jtb2the3,British colonist August 19, 2008

DNA Master

The master of the DNA. Also a really great guy.

I want to have DNA Master's babies

by Omega June 10, 2003

Leave the DNA at home

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

by jpkaty October 7, 2009

DNA transfer device

Nerdy way of saying "cock".

I desire connecting my DNA transfer device to her roseaceous hirsute receptacle.

by pentozali July 9, 2012