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Dissecting the Pig

to have sex with a fat girl
Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.
by Jacquizz "Debrikashaw" Ronan February 21, 2009
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daisy's distruction

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up
Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!
by thenotholyone March 27, 2023
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One Direction

Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!

Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
by Volatin October 10, 2012
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distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
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Directioner

Directioner is a person that extremely loves british-irish boyband One Direction.
Not every Directioner is rude or unsocial. Many Directioners think you are a Directionator (hater of One Direction) if you also like Taylor Swift or The Wanted.
Most of the Directioners are girls.
BoyDirectioners are pretty rare, but not so weird in this fandom. They usualy get hate, but all of the Directioners get it anyway.
Mostly because of those Directioners that are rude and everything.
All the Directioners want to meet them, and these irrationally jealous and arrogant ones hate every person that had the opportunity to meet them.
They made rules, like not letting new fans in the fandom etc.
These Directioners are the popular ones, and unfortunately people think that every member of this fandom is like them.
There are Elounor and Larry shippers. Probably be the reason of this fandom separating soon.
Elounor shippers think that Louis Tomlinson (the eldest one) and Eleanor Calder are made for each other, and that there is no such a thing as Louis liking the same genger as his.
Larry shippers think that Louis and Harry Styles (the youngest one) are actually made for each other, and that Elounor thing is actually a good cover. But, "they recognized the true love".
Directioners still remember the jokes from the X-Factor 2010, special moments, all of the songs and other things.
But they are just normal people. Except for the fact that they are excited when it comes to One Direction.
"-Look, it's Kevin!
-Hey, are you a Directioner?
-OMG, YES!
-Whose your favourite?
-Liam... I like his curles...
-OhMyCarrot, you must be new."

"When I'm at Starbucks, I take names like Georgia Rose, Diana and things"

"Nandooooooooos! Five directions menu, please. What if Niall's here?"
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derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 19, 2005
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0.8 Direction

Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!

Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!
by namebar115 March 29, 2015
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