Dinker Donger

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.

John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War

by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

dinker

The word that my grandma would refer to my penis as, when i was a little kid.

G-Ma: "Don't forget to wash your dinker"
Me: "ok"

by soap-operas are gay June 1, 2006

Dinkerwad

Term used for a rag, or a wad of toliet paper used to wipe your penis off with after masturbating or pissing.

Example.) Josh! Quit leaving your dinkerwads in ur pants pocket! I end up having to pull them out after they have gone through the wash.

Example 2.) Quit being a freaking dinkerwad Maria!

by Joshua E January 9, 2008

gift of discernment

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.

First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"

by Mr. Kipp September 15, 2007

dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.

"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house

by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008

disderstand

dis·der·stand / Verb /

1. A formal way of saying i understand you.
2. Comprehending and criticising at the same time
2. To criticise a stand

I disderstand that you are unorganised and disinterested

by Dam John Mosh June 9, 2011

Dickerish

A term to describe the gibberish or non-sensical musings of complete assholes.

I can't take Monday off "because it's a Monday"? What a bunch of dickerish!

by JSkeith July 5, 2012