dictatorshit

An expression used to describe futile orders and rules, usually in the workplace. These are decided via the employers. And the ideas that from are behind the dictatorship are pointless, idiotic, very illogical and unreasonable. Dictatorshits can also be lead by parental figures that think they know best, when they haven't a fucking clue. Not forgetting dominant friends or your partner/ex partner.

Boss:"Larkin, get those invoices done by Thursday, organise a staff meeting to discuss productivity and clean up the toilets when you are done".

Larkin: "What? Clean the toilets boss!"

Boss: "Just get on with it, don't question my authority! If you wish to, a meeting can be arranged if you have a problem, do I make myself clear?"

Larkin: "Fuck this dictatorshit, I am out of here!"

by Darkthetamene December 31, 2008

dictact

verb. Contact with a dick

Jenny, when was the last time you got dictact?
I got dictact 2 weeks ago with Matt.

by Dictact Creator November 2, 2014

dina

dina is hot and has a big butt

yooo dina’s ass is phat

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Vagina dentata

The most horrifying concept known to man.

"Vagina dentata... what a wonderful phrase!
Vagina dentata... ain't no passing craze!"

by kbog December 5, 2012

dictate

how one's dick (tates) tastes

My girlfriend says my "dictate" real good.

by wisen_hiem October 18, 2005

digtastic

1) When you enjoy (dig) something so much that it becomes catagorized as Digtastic.

2) or you may be a digtastic person meaning that you can be very groovey or like to dig holes... a lot. ha

Im feeling the groove of that Electric Six song, its totally digtastic.

by Mugshot June 8, 2007

dental sanchez

Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!

That guy had a dumbass grin on his face, so I wiped it off with a dental sanchez!

by a-marie March 31, 2005