Dildonico

Dildonico is Buffalo, N.Y.
More dildos per capita then any other city

It’s called Dildonico because more dildos per capita than any other city.
The Buffalo Bills have collected more randomly thrown dildos off the field than any other team. By a ratio of 100-1. Giving the city the name; Dildonico.
Local Dildonico police blotter is full of people, from all walks of life, getting arrested on assault with a dildo charges.

Dildonico is so cold in the winter make sure you have extra batteries at all times

by DrBraut July 8, 2023

Dildonigger

A black person wearing 9 dildos

"Oh shit it's dildonigger."
"Shut the fuck up and RAPE ME"
"wtf"

by littleniggasucker May 18, 2024

Dillonize

When a person wrecks their mother's car trying to be a hardass. Especially when the automobile is rolled when in pursuit of another vehicle of whom's driver the Dillonizing driver would like to talk shit to, but is far too afraid to without the protection of door locks.

Stan: Did you hear about that kid who rolled his mom's car trying to chase down that firebird?

Larry: Yeah he totally Dillonized it!

by scaryguynumber1 June 1, 2011

dildoious

A person who possesses the trait of a standard dildo.

Damn Chirs you acted pretty dildoious about working late Friday night.

by brudog April 10, 2012

Dildolic

Being as or like a dildo (i.e. a brainless fuck)
Origin:
A dildo is used for fucking.
A dildo has no brain.
Therefore a dildo is a brainless fuck.

"Egads, that was a totally dildolic way to do that job."

by Why, oh why! September 27, 2017

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018