Dickspit

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.

The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.

by T2C2 December 10, 2014

Dickfit

Core fitness regimen, focused on high speed movements of the penis. Popular exercises include the Apache attack helicopter, the angry crane, and the ABCs.

You don't have any Dickfit classes? I guess I'll have to take my MEMBERship elsewhere..

by Bongo Stavros February 27, 2019

to dickpic

(verb) An act (allegedly) popularized by Brett Favre, to send a photo of one's own male genitalia to a girl in an effort to hit on her.

After far too many shots of tequila, my roommate decided to dickpic his hot lab partner, evidently hoping she would be overcome by desire and respond with a late night booty call.

by Leadpipe Mick October 15, 2010

Dicktitty

When your Ramsey (boss) coddles his employees, they really want a little titty. Since he is male all he can give them is some dicktitty.

Macon was feeling stressed so he went to his Ramsey for some solace and dicktitty.

by Matisse1 December 27, 2016

dickbitch

the female equivalent of dickhead

"You're a dickhead, tyler!"
"Well...well..you're a dickbitch lyndsay!"

by frankie marler February 7, 2009

dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!

That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!

by ell March 5, 2005

dicktitties

The action in which one rubs their Titties on one mans penis.

That girl dicktitties guys for free.

by Darketh October 27, 2014