deity

Noun. A heathen God.

I can see worshipping a golden calf, but Mike? Mike is no deity.

by Dyauspiter October 21, 2004

deities

Multiple gods or goddesses. Plural form of deity.

May be used to both refer to multiple gods of a singular religion (polytheism) or various gods or goddesses from multiple religions.

- Thor and Odin are Germanic/Norse pagan deities.

by Volta March 27, 2008

Devitoism

The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet.
The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions.
Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.

Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism.
Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist.
Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.

by James P. Sullivan October 9, 2019

desity

just by her name is electric!! it’s one of a kind. she is definitely the most amazing girl you will ever meet in your life. has the biggest heart. always knows how to make you smile. will never let you down. you can always count on her for anything. she is one of those people where they don’t be afraid to say what’s on their mind. she is very social and that is what’s amazing about her. everything is comforting. her embrace, her smile, her eyes, her sense of humor, her mind is beautiful, she has it all! she is definitely a keeper!

desity is amazing !

by lovee November 12, 2019

Demitry Lyons

To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.

Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!

by friend69 October 13, 2011

debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}

We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!

by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011

debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015