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customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
by Mark Cole April 9, 2008
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Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011
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Customophobic

adjective: 1. Cannot and willnot allow customs in a tournament or friendly environment
2. prickly 3. pretty salty

Sm4sh community :
I'm not saying you can't play standard, but I should be able to play customs.

noun: Customophobe
One whom is afraid of players that use customs.
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"What do you think of Customs?"
"Customs-on pleyars should have separate water fountains."
"That is very Customophobic."

Customs never messed up The Messiah in EVO Top 8. Grand Finals were two standard dudes. Here in 1.1.0 I find it wildly inferior to be Customophobic.

"We don't say things that are like discriminatory, (oh homophobic, right?), we just try to be inclusive and let everybody enjoy the love that is playing super smash brothers..."
-Bobby Scarnewman; The Scar & Toph Show: 1-5 1:36:14
by th izizi t November 8, 2015
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Custom Bitch

"Tyler listens to Prog Metal. He's a Custom bitch."
by Danyo Mango October 9, 2023
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super custom bullshit

When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.
When building a new computer:

- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there
by TegridyFarms June 1, 2019
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EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.
Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.
by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019
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That’s custom

A phrase used to describe something unique or something that is only yours/one of a kind/can be used to describe yourself or others.
“I love your top where did you get it
“Oh girl that’s custom”

*sees something out of the ordinary* “wow that’s custom”
by grapesleaf August 4, 2020
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