Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

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Youtube cryptid

A YouTuber who appears on many channels but not his own

Zoomer A: bro michael reeves has been on ludwig, cold ones, poki, AND HE HASN'T UPLOADED A VIDEO IN A YEAR
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid

by iamwhatieatakapussy April 9, 2025

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Crypto Fatique [cryptique]

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.

"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

by Cointopay September 17, 2018

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