County Boy

A boy and/or man who is from Prince Edward County,Ontario, Canada, ie "The Coun'y". Said County boy is likely rowdy, muscular and very into drinking beer and chasing women. Common traits among County Boys are also an undying patriotism to their home county (often displayed in t-shirts and tattoos). County boys are also partial to driving fast cars and large trucks.

I figured out why Robert can drink so much and seduce such a high number of women, he's a county boy!

by CountyBuck April 14, 2009

dade county

See Miami-Dade County

Now known as Miami-Dade County; Dade County is a county in the southern portion of the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.

The County's name was changed to Miami-Dade County in 1997.

Dem Dade County Boyz

by AC June 29, 2006

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.

Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.

by Lazlow X October 4, 2012

crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.

Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.

by jertel February 15, 2015

crusty harnish

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.

Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016