Crop Dusting

Crop dusting is when you walk around while farting, sharing the flavor with everyone and reducing the chance that you will be blamed for it.

From the smile on his face and the smell he left behind, we realized that Chris walked through the kitchen just to do some crop dusting.

by Steakback Outhouse September 10, 2006

Crop Duster

When a person farts as they walk past you and some buds.

Damn, man the dirty kids fucking crop dusted us again!

by heavy-d March 12, 2003

crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

crop tour

To take a drive and drink beer in a rural area. Also known as a booze cruise.

Hey, lets grab 30 pack, get in the truck and take a crop tour.

by tdown September 29, 2006

Crop circle

Farting while walking in a circle around someone.

Two people sit on a couch, one farts and walks around the other person on the couch. Therefore creating a crop circle.

by getter pmd April 13, 2009

crop dusting

passing gas while walking, sometimes in hopes of not being present when the smell is realized, sometimes as a means of torturing a number of people at once.

Jim cropdusted the cubefarm at his office and nearly killed 20

by Nerraux March 4, 2005

Crop dusting

To covertly release intestinal gas while walking. Coined in 1985 on a Northwest Airlines flight from Boston to Frankfurt by Sol Squire, on-board translator, who had just walked the length of the DC-10 aircraft and noted he had "crop dusted" the passenger load.

Her date was crop dusting the theater as he followed her to their seats.

by Good Knight April 3, 2010