1. a person, thing, or action that can be described by any of the following terms: gay, stupid, completely irrelevant, non nonsensical, absurd, not funny, retarded, creepy, or annoying.
2. To do something that can be described by any of the above mentioned terms
2. To do something that can be described by any of the above mentioned terms
Person 1: Check out that weird guy over there staring at those girls.
Person 2: Jesus, what a croal. He is not getting any tonight
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to throw a rock at this car.
Guy 2: Come on, man, quit croalin' around
Person 2: Jesus, what a croal. He is not getting any tonight
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to throw a rock at this car.
Guy 2: Come on, man, quit croalin' around
by LUCATONIROXS!!! November 22, 2009
Get the croal mug.The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014
Get the Croatian Goat Farmer mug.Person who is from or descends from the Republic of Croatia. They are are a slavic group of people that migrated to the area in the 7th century AD. They were at the front of the Ottoman conquest in the Balkans which lead to disunity and loss of much of their lands. They later became under Austro-Hungarian rule until they were united with their fellow South-Slavic brothers Yugoslav/Serbs.
During WW2 the Croats joined the Nazis thinking that they would join the winning side and gain land and independence and created an Independent Fascist Croat Regime (Ustase)which lead to the backstabbing of their slav brothers. This lead to the ethnic cleansing of Serbs much like that of the Jews in Concentration camps such as the notorious Jasenovac camp.
After the loss of the axis powers Croatia was still under Yugoslavia with Tito keeping everything under control. Tensions from the past world wars were still fresh between Croats and Serbs and after the death of Tito they declared independence. After a long war in 1991 they displaced as many non Croats as they could from their land and became their own country recognized by the world.
There are around 9 million Croats in the world with many in Bosnia (much of their own land) and Germany. More than half of their population doesn't live in Croatia due to their long history of conflict.
During WW2 the Croats joined the Nazis thinking that they would join the winning side and gain land and independence and created an Independent Fascist Croat Regime (Ustase)which lead to the backstabbing of their slav brothers. This lead to the ethnic cleansing of Serbs much like that of the Jews in Concentration camps such as the notorious Jasenovac camp.
After the loss of the axis powers Croatia was still under Yugoslavia with Tito keeping everything under control. Tensions from the past world wars were still fresh between Croats and Serbs and after the death of Tito they declared independence. After a long war in 1991 they displaced as many non Croats as they could from their land and became their own country recognized by the world.
There are around 9 million Croats in the world with many in Bosnia (much of their own land) and Germany. More than half of their population doesn't live in Croatia due to their long history of conflict.
by Freeeeeeeeeedom February 28, 2009
Get the Croat mug.by unknown November 5, 2003
Get the croatian mug.Croatia is one of the most beautiful countries in Europe, known by many beautiful cities (Zagreb, Dubrovnik, Split, Vukovar...), the Adriatic sea and many important people (Nikola Tesla, Ivan Vucetic, Dragutin Gorjanovic, Ruðer Boskovic, Slavoljub Penkala, Janica Kostelic, Drazen Petrovic etc.) Attacked by Serbs in 1991.,known of their violency (they were singing: there will be a meet, we will butcher Croats!) But Croats won in the war and they are very proud of their city Vukovar (they call it 'Grad-junak', 'city-hero'). Croatia is also a country for great vacation. Capital: Zagreb.
by Ivana Antic December 7, 2006
Get the Croat mug.1)some of the coolest people in the world.
2)the coolest soccer players (italy's too jealous)
3)drunken euros and card players
2)the coolest soccer players (italy's too jealous)
3)drunken euros and card players
1)hey i'm Croatian, that means i'm one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
2)give Italy the middle finger!
3)igrat šooster i pit vino
2)give Italy the middle finger!
3)igrat šooster i pit vino
by croatians rule November 19, 2003
Get the croatian mug.A person of Croatian descent. The males are usually recognized as the ones outdrinking every one in the bar while their smokin hot girlfriends sit next to them and wait to get them home and sexually ravage them.
"I thought my old boyfriend was good, but this Croatian guy has me walking bowl-legged in the morning"
by hrvatska June 6, 2003
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