The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
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by The Papa Bros. January 29, 2014
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It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 October 7, 2007
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