CrispyFudge

This man "CrispyFudge" is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He is what you call a "chad."

Evil Organization: I will kill you, burn down your house, and rape your kids.

CrispyFudge: "If"
Evil Organization: Begs for mercy and barely escapes his wrath.

by CrispyFudge July 29, 2022

crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017

Ja’crispy

A nick name for someone who is cool and sells good drugs

Give me”the good stuff” ja’crispy

by The wise ninja May 24, 2018

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

Crispy

To be hot.. one of a kind... confidant about yourself ..sexy..

Many use this word, but few have yet to grasp the true meaning, the true essence behind it. Someone can have a crispy personality, a crispy attitude, a crispy style. Crispy is about being happy about how you look, how you dress, how you act, how you think. Alot of woman carry the "crispy" attitude into clubs.

"oh sara you're so fucking crispy tonight"

by Crispy Crisp. March 14, 2007