couch lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

by Haddock May 31, 2005

couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007

sex couch

The couch that everyone has shamelessly hooked up on. Usually located in the basement of a college house.

brad: where did you watch the game??
tony: i was at the trap house.
brad: i really hope you didnt sit on the sex couch
tony: oh crap

by eleffingscorcho November 17, 2009

couch wookie

A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.

by Lowbrow Dot Org November 1, 2004

Couch-Balls

When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.

Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"

Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"

by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

Couch the gary

What you say when gary needs to be couched.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat?
Person 2: Couch the gary more like

by Cloffen July 26, 2018