cost an arm and a leg

if something costs you an arm and a leg, it costs you a lot of money.

you know that horse cost an arm and a leg

by cemilthegreeklover June 1, 2018

cost-cop

The Costco worker that scans your items

When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.

Turns out it was Liza Koshy!

by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018

cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.

Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!

by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012

The Cookie Cost

verb (cook-e)

To be doing the most or being extremely over the top with your antics.

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are

"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."

by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

overhead costs

Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.

Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 8, 2024