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Commanded

To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
by TheBinford5000 December 3, 2011
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Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.
President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.
by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010
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cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day
My cummander was really good at it today
by Number One Gun February 3, 2009
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Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.
David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"
by MegaMilk January 21, 2015
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Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.
The cuntmander spewed its juices.
by Anal Anny November 26, 2003
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commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.
"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"
by gulo May 16, 2006
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cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.
I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.
by verbiage November 29, 2011
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