comparamore

The act of comparing another female-fronted band(usually VersaEmerge, Flyfleaf, etc.)to Paramore. this act tends to be frowned upon, but often happens. Dont be a victim of comparamoring.

"VersaEmerge kinda sounds like Paramore, huh?"
"Eww. You just comparamored. Not cool."

by eliseisradd January 29, 2009

Comparison Ford

One who compares things all of the time.

stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford

by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010

comparandum

a thing that is to be compared with something else
pl. comparanda

teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"

by nkwr November 19, 2011

chunky chomper

when someone throws up while giving a blowjob.

my gf gave a me a chunky chomper so i slapped her

by youdontknowme11 June 26, 2008

suicide chomper

A fat whore typically on plants versus zombies who will rush you and the whole team with no fear of death and when they see you think wow they look cool and fucking burrows you. And while they are mid t-bag gets killed and proceeds to hate message you and report you for poor sportsmanship after you t-bag them back

Zombie:oh shit a suicide chomper!
Suicide Chomper: RHEEE DA HOY WEEEEE *ambient fucking retard noises*
Zombie: *gets burrowed* FUCKING SUICIDR CHOMPER!!!!

by Deez ur mom lmao May 22, 2021

Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.

"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !

by Etch Dos April 6, 2009