cluster fuckery

The proccess of cluster-fucking.

Are you up for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

by Makenzie Babyy¢¾ May 24, 2008

Kooky Cluster

When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it.

ChilledChaos fired a Kooky Cluster. “When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it” - one of ChilledChaos’s friends (either APL, Mr. Sark, or Nanners.

“Like a chocolate glaze?” - ChilledChaos

by George Demire September 18, 2018

the knuckle cluster

when you fist someone with a handful of popping candy

I gave Ellis the knuckle cluster behind maccies last night

by bigjigga69 May 22, 2021

cluster ford

1. A disastrously handled situation or undertaking.
2. Deadly Buffoon, one who doesn't care about others who will be hurt by their antics
3. Disaster forced by greedy capitalists, sacrificing all but the most privileged.

Cluster Ford: Ontario's approach to COVID is a complete #ClusterFord

by lp76 May 16, 2022

Cluster hiccup

An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks

Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.

Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.

by shakerrr March 27, 2011

Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.

Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.

by Bolverkr September 5, 2019

Cluster Fluster

when you been hella horny for a real long time and you just get hornier and hornier

Luke: bruh i am mad horny right now ong
Harley: yooo bro you got that cluster fluster

by Princess of slang January 21, 2022