Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

hand chowder

semen; sticky man goo, esp. with masturbation.

Having no date for the prom, Billy decide to stay home and make hand chowder.

by urinehat December 31, 2006

chowder cannon

The male sex organ; Or ones Cock

"So I pulled out my chowder cannon and then she knew I meant business"

by ROBOTo July 31, 2007

Seafood chowder

While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.

I made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker's face last night!

by juanpablow July 2, 2009

man chowder

Sperm also see baby gravy

carla was hungry so I Fed her some man chowder

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Manhattan Clam Chowder

When you are eating your bitch out and she cums while having her period! O SNAP!

"I was eating out my bitch and expected some New England but she gave me fucking Manhattan Clam Chowder!"

by n-dog April 28, 2008

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004