reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

clean vocals

also called "cleans", clean vocals are basically regular singing

this phrase is usually associated with post-core bands that include singing with their hard vocals (screaming)

Memphis May Fire has really sweet clean vocals.

by Ephphatha09 January 16, 2012

beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012

clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

by MaddyK April 3, 2006

clean shirt

slang for someone who is straitlaced and decidedly not "street", someone wearing a dress shirt

Thug(addressing an upstanding citizen): Fuck off clean shirt!

by Ryan Ballard August 19, 2008

simple and clean

"Simple and Clean" is the title of the English theme song for the American release of Kingdom Hearts; it is sung by a bilingual pop idol named Utada Hikaru, who was born in America and moved to Japan as a child.

when you walk away
you don't hear me say
'please' oh baby don't go
'simple and clean'
is the way you are making me feel tonight, its hard to let it go"


Beginning of the song
Simple and Clean

by ki January 31, 2004