Santa Clarita

The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.

EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT

Santa Clarita sucks balls.

by ESCAPADES January 23, 2011

Clarted

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

by HudAtMin June 21, 2008

Clarry

A massive nerd, who likes to piss around with girls. He is retarded and is just a massive fuckboy basically.

Fuck it’s Clarry

by Mee33ee May 8, 2019

claritijizzy fo' shizzy

this means to smack an asian gas station attendee

i was at the jiffy lube and clclaritijizzy fo' shizzy that mofo

by logan barbunios April 30, 2004

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

Clarktic

a way of spreading peace by the spreading of the legs.

Taylor spreads peace in quite a clarktic way, that skeeze.

by hope danish August 5, 2008

ClairTHEpair

Dipshit.

“What’s a better word for Dipshit?” - Bob
“ClairTHEpair” - claire with down syndrome

by Mormons eat turds January 29, 2018