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Cinematic Turd

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.
by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009
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cinemaism

a person who is deeply devoted to only seeing movies at the cinema (movie theater).
"Hey do you want to go back to my house and watch Harry Potter Part I with me?"

"No, I practice cinemaism. We can go see Part II together when it comes in theaters!"
by Angelina Johnson November 16, 2012
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Cinematic Universe

A Cinematic Universe is the whole Filmography for a certain brand, company etc.

The DreamWorks universe for example,

The most popular DreamWorks movies are Shrek, Puss in Boots, Kung-Fu Panda, Madagascar etc.

The Shrek part of the DreamWorks Cinematic Universe would contain all Shrek movies, the full character list (background characters included), and the timeline.

The same would go for the other movies. Timeline is less important for one specific movie (we don't need to have everything written down, some things that happen won't be important to the story at all, and aren't important to the timeline), but the order of the movies is more important. The example down below shows the difference.

Example:

Shrek is a disgusting swamp monster, he has a simple life and is a simple swamp monster .. (the other parts of the movie written out.) ❌
(Too much information, practically a spoiler.)

Shrek is a swamp monster who saves, falls in love with, and marries a princess with a Donkey by his side. ✅

(Short, literal summary of the first Shrek movie.)

An example how it would be used in a conversation is down below. (DreamWorks themed.)
“Do you know about the DWCU?”
“What's the DWCU?”
“The DreamWorks Cinematic Universe is all of the media and the characters involved.”
...
Remember when Shrek and Fiona had sex on the beach?”
by Simple man simple life January 31, 2023
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Dirty Cinimod

You shove your dick far up in the vagina that your break your dick
Guy: imma about to perform the Dirty Cinimod on you

Woman: what? Fine

Guy: ouch I broke my dick. Somebody take me to the ER please
by dongsqueeze September 6, 2021
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cinematic masturbation

A movie which has excessive action and may potentially make you feel good but you may experience a high level of guilt or remorse having watched the movie.
Cinematic masturbation movies include 2012, Transformers, GI Joe, Doom, Alien vs Predator
by SamYam November 20, 2009
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Cinemaphile

No its not someone with a fetish to cinema because then any time you watched porn (yes that can be considered cinema) you would be categorized into this.

A Cinemaphile is someone who appreciates the art of EVERY single aspect of cinematography and most notably the viewing experience.

Cinemaphiles will laugh at your 32" TV playing DVD's in Dolby Pro Logic II Surround.

Cinemaphiles will glare at you when you start texting in the middle of a movies finest display of an art, and a multimillion dollar art at that.

Cinemaphile's will ALWAYS spend much much more than the average consumer or even prosumer on high end equipment to furnish their "living rooms" which usually end up as close to a movie theater as permitted by their blind, deaf, and ignorant wives who don't understand the difference between TV size.

Cinemaphile's usually, actually almost always, own at least one or two HD camera's...if they don't they probably own a full size Panavision Super 35 camera somewhere...Of course they have the computer to handle this all if not more than one.

A true Cinemaphile will be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p and at times rant on about how 1080p should really be called 1920 and 720p should be called 1280 because everyone knows horizontal resolution is where its at.
Sony, Onkyo, Mcintosh, Harman Kardon, Yamaha, Boston Acoustics, Sennheiser, etc. for your audio fix...

RED, Sony, Canon, Panavision, Mitsubishi, Sharp, Arri, etc. for your film/video capture needs and display...

There are literally thousands of things I haven't covered but if you haven't heard of half those terms and brands your not a cinemaphile.

8 Channel DTS/Dolby Digital TrueHD decoder with 5 HDMI inputs and 4k upscaling hooked to a 12 core Mac Pro watching Book of Eli in raw 5k RED code on a 2k projector? Not impressed and it looks a little fuzzy I can tell you really killed the RED code with the 2k projector.. - Cinemaphile
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 11, 2011
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cinemabomination

(Noun) A motion picture of the most low and terrible quality, lacking even the slightest shred of competence or value. Often elicits a visceral combination of anger, disgust and heartbreak from the viewer upon the realization that anyone could ever purposely release such a grotesquery of media upon the naïvely trusting public. Coined specifically to describe "X-Men Origins: Wolverine".
Don't EVER watch that Wolverine movie, it's a cinemabomination. My brain screamed so loud that I could feel it in the blood streaming from my eyes.
by Thad Ex Machina May 4, 2009
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