Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!
Contestant: wha-
Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*
Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-
Howie Mandel: woohoo
Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!
Contestant: wha-
Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*
Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-
Howie Mandel: woohoo
by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021
Guy: imma about to perform the Dirty Cinimod on you
Woman: what? Fine
Guy: ouch I broke my dick. Somebody take me to the ER please
Woman: what? Fine
Guy: ouch I broke my dick. Somebody take me to the ER please
by dongsqueeze September 07, 2021