Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.

Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."

by icecream358 March 6, 2023

The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.

Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Chronic Daze

A severe daze. One of the best daze's. When you dont know what's going on

"Diz shit right here mayne well set you in a chronic daze!"

by ChronicSunnyDaze August 5, 2008

Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.

Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009

chronic camper

I came up with the term "chronic camper" for those noob gamers who like to camp round after round on CS, Call of Duty and any other FPS. Chronic suggesting that there constant camping is like an illness.

Call them "CC's" for short.

Friend 1: "Oh man, I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night and some noob just kept camping and it took me 3 attempts to get him".

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, fucking chronic campers".

by hypr. August 3, 2009

Chronic stuff

chronic stuff is a term used to describe the drug marijuana or commonly known as weed.

Matt loves to par take in the smoking of the chronic stuff on a daily basis.

by marine matt December 22, 2009

Chriticism

To analytically critique Christianity and its influence in societal norms

A chriticism of christianity in society is that it guilts people from eating meat on Good Friday.

by Antonio Siena June 1, 2018