Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan

look over there, it’s a chode myster!

by fart697 March 14, 2019

Chloe Crissey

An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.

I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside

Wow i like eating chode bread

by Sos sprk December 4, 2019

Chode Rat

A unit of a insult Use this wisely as calling someone a Chode Rat will make them leak cheese out of their boobs( male or female they will leak)

Person1: does something wrong
Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
Person1: *Cries while leaking cheese out of their boobs

by Black Betty69 February 16, 2020

Chloe Swift

Gorgeous, smart, unique, & lovable. Is really good with becoming friends with others. Is very fashionable. Is very lovable. Gets compliments daily. Has one online hater trying to put her down but she always keeps her head up high. Always has that special glow that makes her stand out & doesn't mind being different. She is that one girl who turns all the heads.

Rachel: You’re so pretty Chloe!
Chloe Swift: Look in the mirror, you’re so beautiful!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

by redheaded__ September 21, 2020