Dick Cheney

The 4th branch of government

Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."

by Juggles4 April 13, 2008

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment

An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.

"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."

by c@pper March 27, 2009

Cheney'd

To be unexpectantly shot in the face (optional clause: by a dick)

1) I cheney'd my load on my girlfriend last night, boy was she pissed.
2) While hunting I cheney'd my best friend with my shotgun, he then had a heartattack.

by rd2 July 28, 2008

Cheney The Bitch

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.

ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch

by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

cheesy succ

When a cheesy gordita is placed around the penis and is then eaten and sucked by a female.

Guy: Yo babe, can I get a cheesy succ
Girl: Honey, you know I'm allergic to cheese
Guy: I don't give a fuck, I want a cheesy succ

by -STX- February 15, 2018

Dick Cheney

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.

"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."

by Blenderhead April 10, 2006

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003