To completely bail out on a planned event at the very last possible second using the mostridiculous excuses.
-Hey I thought you were coming to the game tonight but apparently you pulled a Chinsy.
-Richard had a huge hard on to go out with Sandra but at the last minute she Chinsy'd him because all he wanted was to get in her pants.
-Bob had a Math test but he didn't study for it so he said "Fuck it, im pullin a Chinsy"
-Billy had plans to pleasure his boyfried Mike anally but at the last minute Mike called and dropped a Chinsy.
-Billy had every intention to win the race but his car pulled a Chinsy at the finish line.
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.