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Dick Cheney

An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.

Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.

In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.

The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.

Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".

"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006
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Cheney (verb)

Based on Vice President Dick Cheney's statement to Sen. Leahy, this is defensible school-slang for "go fuck yourself" Can also be used as "go Cheney", in which case one can defend it by claiming to be making a political statement of support.
"Get out of my way" Bob told Sam. "Cheney" was all Sam said in reply.

The policeman told the skateboarders to leave the area. As they rolled away, one yelled over his shoulder "Go Cheney!"
by jengada August 21, 2004
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Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.
"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"
by JTBcat July 15, 2009
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Cheney (verb)

To shoot someone in the face or to shoot on someone's face
He is going to Cheney (verb) you, and your face is going to be messed up.

Some people like to get cheneyed after giving head.

Cheneying can sting, especially if you get cheneyed in your eye.
by MrJonesy February 15, 2006
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Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.
"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004
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a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.
Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.
by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 8, 2004
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