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Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.
Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.
by MackZee July 21, 2018
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Chainsaw Wound

Another description for the female genitalia due to frequent intercourse, or cake mashing. Closely related with mud flaps and pussy lips.
Alexis, what the crap is wrong with your pussy? Looks like a chainsaw wound...
by Snaggletooth McClap August 31, 2006
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chainsaw noob

A player on Gears of War who lacks any kind of skill, and therefore must get all of his/her kills with the chainsaw.
"FUCKING CHAINSAW NOOB!"

"I hate that fucking chainsaw n00b on the other team! Doesn't he have any kind of fucking skill?!"
by The Skitchmeister November 11, 2007
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chainsaw

this act is done when a man buttfucking a girl gets tired, so he removes his johnson and begins shoving his arm in ant out of her asshole so it looks like a chainsaw
Nah bitch, I'm too tired to keep fuckin' yo fat booty, Imma give you tha chainsaw!
by t-boner February 21, 2003
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Chainsaw whore

the word for an extr33m n00b in gears of war that can only rack up kills by using the lancer chainsaw!!!. usually ends a match with like 20 kills.. all of them chainsaw kills..
experienced gears player:(gives an enemy a shotgun mouthwash)

Chainsaw whore:(runs up behind the experienced player and chaisaw's him)
by XxKEVIN360xX October 17, 2007
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Chainsaw of fail

An expression towards someone who has committed an act of fail. Supposed to express a chainsaw hacking apart the other person's bad logic.
"Violets are red, roses are blue..."
"Dude, violets aren't red! Chainsaw of fail!"
by jonay81687 December 23, 2008
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Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.
God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?
by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016
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