captain jack aubrey

Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.

Captain Jack Aubrey could kick the shit out of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cloud Stoke Phillips May 6, 2011

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

Captain Tom

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

by the mysterious O December 11, 2008

captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

captian planet

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Captain Fine

A nickname for Chris Pine, referring simultaneously to the actor's role as Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film and his status as a GQMF.

"New pics of Captain Fine? UNF UNF."

by ocptnmycptn June 28, 2009