Canoeing

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

by t1dylad January 15, 2004

canoodling

The act of enjoying anothers company by getting close to them. This generally takes place on a couch and activities include but are not limited to: whispering, giggling, hot gossip, pillow talk, and squeezies. It IS socially acceptable to canoodle in areas with others, to a minimal degree, even when some believe it is not. Pillows and blankets are usually associated with canoodling as well. Some restrictions apply, results may vary.

Hey did you see Jon and his secret biddy canoodling last night?

by cis4cookie October 22, 2008

Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

douche canoe

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

by mamajune July 11, 2014

Flaming Canoe

Used to describe the female genitalia of a natural redhead. The unshaven pubic region of a natural redhead.

Hank: Did you hook up with that redhead from the Thrushes concert yet?

Keith: Not yet but we're going out this weekend, hopefully I'll catch a glimpse of her flaming canoe!

Hank: Lucky...

by Earthsbanana July 15, 2009

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

canoe

Another name for vagina.

Michelle has a fat canoe!

by Binky2000 January 16, 2005